One of the best parts of living in Miami is a place called Lincoln Road in South Beach.  I would describe it as an outdoor mall filled with restaurants, retailers, bars, specialty stores, and outdoor cafes.  But, it’s much more than that. Think of your favorite neighborhood street, close it off to cars, and add tons of hot women and you’ve got Lincoln Road.

As fate would have it, I was at Lincoln Road last Sunday night enjoying drinks with several friends at an outdoor café.  As we were being seated, I noticed a mixed set of 3 girls and 1 guy sitting at a table across the sidewalk.  As I casually glanced back, it was apparent that the one of these girls was returning my gaze.  And lucky me, she happened to be the hottest one at the table.  I’ll describe her: black hair, light eyes, mocha skin, tight body, very fashionable…my sweet spot.  

As my heart began to race (yeah I get approach anxiety sometimes too) I knew I had to speak to her.   After a few minutes I got up from where I was seated and started walking toward the set.  As I got to her table, I simply smiled and said “Hi, how are you?”  Both her and her friend smiled and responded back positively and I took the open seat next to her friend.  These girls were from Brazil, both living in Miami and working in real estate.  After a few minutes of conversation, one of the friends I was with came over and joined the party.  At that point I switched seats so I could be next to the target. 

We talked for about 30 minutes about ourselves and what we enjoyed doing and places we like to hang out.  It was starting to get late, and the girls decided they were leaving.  I exchanged numbers with my new friend-we’ll call her Daniella.

The next day I sent her a text message and we continued to communicate like this for a couple of days.  It turns out, like me, she works for herself and makes her own work hours.  On Wednesday night we spoke by phone and she invited me to her apartment pool to hangout Thursday afternoon.  

I arrived around 2.30 to her apartment building and had some trouble getting in.  The front desk had to call her at the pool so she could come and get me.  As she made her way into the lobby, wearing a white t-shirt and black bikini bottoms, a larger than usual smile crossed my face(I think actually my knees may have wobbled as well). To say I was thoroughly impressed is a bit of an understatement.  She flat out looked incredible-amazing tan, tight and toned body, great shape, and a megawatt smile to top it off. 

We hung around the pool for a couple hours talking, taking a dip, and generally enjoying ourselves.  When the time was right, I asked her “What tricks do you have up your sleeves to get me back into your apartment?  We both laughed, and then I followed that with “Hey, this has been great, but I should probably get going.”  She said, no, lets go up and getting something to drink. 

Once we were inside I took a seat on the couch and she brought over some lemonade and fresh fruit.  We compared tan lines (she had me beat hands down) and talked a little about fitness.  I told her I get a massage every couple of weeks, and then she offered that she gives great massages.  Guys, if that’s not a telegraphed signal of interest-especially given the context- I don’t know what is.

So I said, “Well, how about I be the judge of that.”  She said “Ok, I’m sure I won’t disappoint.”  I took off my shirt and suggested we go to the bedroom.  As I got comfortable on my stomach, she got out the oil and sat on my back to begin the massage.  As her hands touched my body I completely melted into the bed.  However, I have to confess it was not a very relaxing massage.  How could I be relaxed with this incredibly hot girl sitting on me while rubbing me down with massage oil?  It wasn’t like I could fall asleep or anything.

As the massage ended, she sat next to me on the bed and I rolled over on one side.  I gently pulled her back and next to me and we quietly starting making out.  This next part requires your imagination, but I will end by saying I left a couple of hours later…with an even bigger smile on my face…

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